Clock------------------Fucker
Ryan. 16. I like clocks and clock accessories. Lover of all things Dean Stockwell and Dane Dehaan. Fandoms include Quantum Leap, Hanna Is Not A Boy's Name, Welcome to Night Vale, and Zelda. I draw shit, there's a link to the art blog in my 'ABOUT'

Hey yo doodles just wanna say you’re hella rad as an artist and I admire you and your work I’m really pleased to have you following me
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hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible

siphersaysstuff:

knight-of-tuxedo:

otakuforlifev2:

Oh god why?!!

Popeye the Sailor Moon

By the power of me spinach, I will pulveratize ya.

burdge:

stayin’ loose for resbang whats uuuup

wow i miss oil paint that didn’t take long

gwenlightened:

rainekitty:

medschool-thenbabies:

Telling your son not to “be such a girl” lets his sister who overhears the conversation know that being a girl is not a good thing and she should be sorry and ashamed of herself.

It also reminds your son that being a boy is better than being a girl and therefore he is better than any girl he will ever meet.

In russian if you cry you get called a cabbage. Vote to change “dont be such a girl to “dont be such a cabbage” say I.

I

destiel-demon-angel:

i-mjackskellington:

lucifersdalek:

gabe-the-fallen-angel:

croatoan-fighter-fallen-angel:

all-around-obnoxious-arsehole:

silence-falls-in-the-end:

evanescent-fallen-angel:

waltherwhites:

remember when the doctor took the midnight train going anywhere

image

Let’s not.

Let’s not.

Oh no

Oh no

Are all the comments in twos on this?

Are all the comments in twos on this?

Stop that, it isn’t funny

Stop that, it isn’t funny

thermogoddamnics:

cheapfilling:

college is catered towards the able bodied and able minded. school applauds people who can stay up all night, skip meals, and work endlessly. that kind of extreme contribution is expected. why are disabled people being squeezed out of academic institutions? why should I feel inferior because of some arbitrary and ridiculous standard?

this is the realest fuckin shit i’ve read all night

twelve hours before my first class, too

caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word

dabhabit:

When I was in the hospital
I was roomed with a schizophrenic
And she was the most gentle person I have ever met
There was a boy with a long deep slit across his neck
Who told very funny jokes
A girl who never spoke a word
Would draw the most beautiful pictures
The boy who shook with anxiety
Could hold the most intelligent conversations
Even the girl who screamed in her sleep and picked at her skin
Had a heart the size of the ocean
We are not who you think we are

evictedfromjupiter:

I always loved ice skating